Received this e-mail from Yong Tsi. Blogging it just for laugh. :D
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Who says our English is kanasai? Just read below – Ours is simple, short, concise, straight-to-the-point, effective etc.
WHEN GIVING A CUSTOMER BAD NEWS
Britons: I’m sorry, sir, but we don’t seem to have the sweater you want in your size, but if you give me a moment, I can call the other outlets for you.
Singaporeans: No stock.
RETURNING A CALL
Britons: Hello, this is John Smith. Did anyone call for me a few moments ago?
Singaporean: Hello, you call me ah?
ASKING SOMEONE TO MAKE WAY
Britons: Excuse me, I would like to get by. Would you please make way?
Singaporeans: S-kew me.
WHEN SOMEONE OFFERS TO PAY
Britons: Hey! Put your wallet away, this drink is on me.
Singaporean: Donid lah.
WHEN ASKING FOR PERMISSION
Britons: Excuse me, but do you think it would be possible for me to enter through this door?
Singaporeans: (pointing at the door) Can anot?
WHEN ENTERTAINING
Britons: Please make yourself right at home.
Singaporeans: Anyhow sit can liao.
WHEN DOUBTING SOMEONE
Britons: I don’t recall you giving me the money.
Singaporeans: Where got? / Got meh?
WHEN DECLINING AN OFFER
Britons: I would prefer not to do that, if you don’t mind.
Singaporeans: Don’t want lah.
IN DISAGREEING ON A TOPIC OF DISCUSSION
Britons: Err…Tom, I have to stop you there. I understand where you’re coming from, but I really have to disagree with what you said about the issue.
Singaporeans: Siao!(crazy)
WHEN ASKING SOMEONE TO LOWER THEIR VOICE
Britons: Excuse me, but could you please lower your voice? I’m trying to concentrate over here.
Singaporeans: Shut up lah!
WHEN ASKING SOMEONE IF HE/SHE KNOWS YOU
Britons: Excuse me, but I noticed you staring at me for sometime. Do I know you?
Singaporeans: Le kua si mi?!(see wad see)(hokkien)
WHEN ASSESSING A TIGHT SITUATION
Britons: We seem to be in a bit of a predicament at the moment…
Singaporeans: Die, how?
WHEN TRYING TO FIND OUT WHAT HAD HAPPENED
Britons: Will someone tell me what has just happened?
Singaporeans: Eh zhor mor?(wad La) (chinese)
WHEN SOMEONE DID SOMETHING WRONG
Britons: This isn’t the way to do it. Here, let me show you.
Singaporeans: Aiyo not lidat one!
WHEN ONE IS ANGRY
Britons: Would you mind not disturbing me?
Singaporeans: Go away la!
So which would you prefer? Wahahahaha! :D















November 3rd, 2009
Bryan Chung 




